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Post by helenh1 on Aug 19, 2007 8:16:07 GMT -5
Seems our local Tarzan finds The Bronx Candy Store too quiet for his taste!!!! Wants to take on "weaker sex". Has made BIG mistake, only small thing at candy store is his mind. So all Janes must answer the call and set Tarzan straight.
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Post by Lenny on Aug 19, 2007 8:35:39 GMT -5
Dear Ladies Of The Candy Store......especially Carol and Helen,
My name is MIckey and I am Lenny's (Tarzans) wife. I just wanted you all to know that I am in total agreement with my husband Tarzan. I am submissive and subservient to him at all times just like all Janes should be to their husbands. If he says "JUMP" my response is always......"HOW HIGH" and then I proceed to meet that expectation.
In return, Tarzan sees to all my material needs and makes me waffles or pancakes on weekends.
Please learn your place as a women and do the same.
Respectfully
Mickey Jane
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Post by Deleted on Aug 19, 2007 8:40:24 GMT -5
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Post by Lenny on Aug 19, 2007 8:41:36 GMT -5
Okay..........who is responsible for this line of bull about me and this so-called Tarzan? This is Mickey, Lenny's wife and I just came in the room to dust a little dusting while my husband was vacuuming and saw that someone posted that I was Mickey and submissive and subservient to Tarzan. Just who the H _ _L is Tarzan anyway? If any of you ladies believe this....I have a bridge I want to sell you.
Right now I have Tarzan vacuuming the entire house and I have other chores waiting for this macho Tarzan when he's done with that. If it's him that's posting this stuff about me being submissive and subservient, I have a vine waiting to be wrapped around his macho neck.
I'll give him "TARZAN." This Jane is soon to be a widow!
Love
Mickey
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Post by Lenny on Aug 19, 2007 8:48:24 GMT -5
Hey, I swear I have no idea what's going on here. I just got through vacuuming and read these posts. It ain't me folks. Must be a phantom poster here at the house. I'm innocent! Nolo Contender! C'mon ladies, you know me. Would I ever consider women to be the lesser? Would I ever act the part of a chauvinistic pig? Guy? Guys? Haven't you anything to say on my behalf? Where's Dr Von Blotz when I need him? Sue Baby......where are you when I need you?
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Post by Deleted on Aug 19, 2007 8:50:54 GMT -5
Don't have a horse in this race! ;D
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Post by Lenny on Aug 19, 2007 8:55:23 GMT -5
Geez....What horse? What Race? I'm fighting for my life here! I just passed a nuclear stress test and now there's a dozen Janes mounted on a dozen 6,000 pound elephants charging straight for my pearly white %$#!
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Post by Lenny on Aug 19, 2007 9:07:39 GMT -5
Would someone please tell me what's going on here. Mickey just told me to jump and I responded with "HOW HIGH."
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Post by Deleted on Aug 19, 2007 9:16:54 GMT -5
there is a poster here that is 2 ants short of a picnic- and their elevator doesnt go to the top floor
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Post by Len on Aug 19, 2007 10:11:03 GMT -5
Who Dat Be?
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Post by Fran Gyomory on Aug 19, 2007 10:21:41 GMT -5
Tarzan.....you make big trouble with Janes...me Jane Helen sister and me ready to fight for family name....we no like Tarzan who keep wife Jane Mickey tied up to dishwasher and make her type fake words in big box with screen and letters.....we get Jane Mickey free soon and make sure she find Tarzan who buy her BIG baubles and not make her work!!!!
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Post by Barry on Aug 19, 2007 11:02:06 GMT -5
Lenny you better get new paddles because you are certainly up the creek
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Post by Deleted on Aug 19, 2007 11:11:54 GMT -5
[quote author=Len
Who Dat Be?[/quote]
dat be lenny who thinks hes tarzan-- do you remember the charles atlas ads in the comic books --- well lenny is charles or the girl on the blanket and that leaves=============
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Post by Deleted on Aug 19, 2007 12:04:49 GMT -5
Who are you kidding,Mickey does not come on the BCS.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 19, 2007 17:26:03 GMT -5
Ok, I'm not sure how a "James" fits in here LOL
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Post by Deleted on Aug 19, 2007 17:27:21 GMT -5
LOL, Flee JAMES, Flee!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 19, 2007 17:56:40 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Aug 19, 2007 18:08:32 GMT -5
From the area!...Lenny has his hands full with the women! ;D
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Post by Deleted on Aug 19, 2007 18:41:40 GMT -5
I was planning to film this -- Not sure if Im gonna market as a Comedy (Keystone Cops), or as a Horror Flick?
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Post by helenh1 on Aug 19, 2007 22:21:07 GMT -5
Hey Tarzan,
If I'm to believe that posting from Mickey, I'd like to know what you put in those waffles and pancakes.
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BCS Improved Poster Award 
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